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youngstero:

nothing in this world is as shameful as throwing your own green shell in mariokart, having it bounce against a wall and then come back and hit you it’s honestly what dr. frankenstein must have felt like

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henat:

still relevant

henat:

still relevant

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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59oz:

just fucking grab my ass and push me up against the fucking wall

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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"You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you."

(via hefuckin)

I hate it when you find this Out and the Feeling afterwards

love is difficult

(via the-things-about-love)

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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

ohcararara:

Dumb Sharks: A collection

the last one ha

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"If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions."

— He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

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amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

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